Maintenance Request

Come on man. Is this the best that we can do? Let's say for arguments sake that this is all a simulation. How would that shit even work? Did I opt in to this? Was it a conscious decision? Am I hooked up to a machine somewhere, my consciousness separated from my body as I experience and maneuver through a virtually constructed "reality" observed as a social experiment to help me, us or whoever answer questions or gain insights into the human condition. Am I data?

Existential Questions such as these are finding their way out of the sci-fi genre and into the mainstream news feeds of media providers at an exponential rate.

If we are to take stock or believe in any way that this is the case, then I have to believe that I can find a mind hack. A way out. A fucking kill switch to the simulation. An ALL STOP TERMINATE SEQUENCE SELF DESTRUCT END PROGRAM PROTOCOL that either gives me an advantage or lets me out of this pointless nonsensical prison.